i apologise to every puppy that i havent patted yet and i’ll be there soon pal
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
people wHO SmiLE AT YO U WHEN U MAKE EYE CONTACT WI HT THEM ARE MY FAVORITE KIND OF PEOPLE
dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs